i have a wellness exam scheduled for next week. so obviously until then i will be convinced i am dying of cancer. fuck. hypochondria sucks.
I know this feeling so well
I can’t even use WebMD because I get so freaked out. @_@
I have this weird habit in which I fall asleep at 8 or 9 pm and then I’ll wake up at 10 or 11 pm just to wash my face, brush my teeth, and wear some night cream. And then I’ll go back to sleep until morning.
What a hygiene freak.
I wish I could fall asleep that early!! SO jealous!

thatothersmaybelovedmorethani:
and you’re not. But everyone texts you with “OOOH I JUST SAW YOU AND _____ AT THE PUB! CUTE!” or “SORRY FOR CRASHING!” and you’re just friends with a guy who carries and drives you everywhere because you’re crippled and he’s a nice guy who does things like make them fix your drink if they make it wrong and who plays Trivia at the Pub with you and lots of other nice things because he’s a nice guy who likes your close friend.
That is legitimately awesome friendship.
I SHIP IT AS FRIENDS :D
I saw so many girls dressed inappropriately at school today… One had shorts so short you could actually see her asscheeks. Another was wearing a silver miniskirt. I know a lot of feminists would argue that these girls can wear what they want/exercise their right to personal…
Dude. Obviously their priorities are their education, otherwise they wouldn’t be at class? Sometimes I go to class in pajamas because it’s 8 AM and I need to be in class even if I would like to sleep more. What you wear to class says nothing of your priorities, intelligence, or willingness to learn. Maybe if you hadn’t been so busy staring at other people and their outfits, you would have learned what the rest of us already know: what you wear doesn’t necessarily dictate who you are or what you want to do/are doing in life.
^this.
I saw so many girls dressed inappropriately at school today… One had shorts so short you could actually see her asscheeks. Another was wearing a silver miniskirt. I know a lot of feminists would argue that these girls can wear what they want/exercise their right to personal expression, but I would say this to any guys dressed inappropriately (cutoff tank where you can see from their armpits to their hips, for example) as well:
What the hell are you doing? We’re at school. You’re supposed to be here to learn, and you look like you’re about to go clubbing. It’s so obvious where your priorities lie, and it actually makes me nauseous (not kidding, I got a little physically sick when I saw this stuff). There is nothing wrong with looking nice for class, like wearing a cute dress and some heels or something like that… but when you’re dressed so provocatively that it becomes distracting, there is something wrong with that.
Go put some (real) clothes on, ladies.
Yeah, everyone should dress appropriately for whatever thing they’re doing.
But 1. not everyone can afford “a cute dress and some heels or something like that”. Some people’s clothes come in the form of hand-me-downs, and that’s ALL they have. Some people’s clothes come from Good will and that’s ALL they have. Some people just LIKE certain styles. Also, what is “distracting” is up for debate. Some people are more easily distracted than others.
2. It’s the administration’s job to police dress codes for students.
3. Perhaps a school with a strict uniform would put you more at ease? I went to a private high school and that definitely helped me. I also know that charter schools tend to be free if there’s one near you, or maybe just a public school with a more formal dress code? :)
It can be distracting when people of whatever type dress inappropriately, so maybe let’s try not just attacking the ladies.
how does one begin to explain missy?
Missy is flawless.
I hear her eyes are insured for ten thousand dollars
I hear she does blog commercials… on tumblr.
Her favorite tv show is Doctor Who
One time, she met Matt Smith on a tardis… and he told her she was cool.
One time, she punched me in the feels.
It was awesome.
I can’t even.


(Source: xajek)
how does one begin to explain missy?
Missy is flawless.
I hear her eyes are insured for ten thousand dollars
I hear she does blog commercials… on tumblr.
Her favorite tv show is Doctor Who
One time, she met Matt Smith on a tardis… and he told her she was cool.
One time, she punched me in the feels.
It was awesome.
Then, at least, I would be contending the especial sanctity of life’s most important things.
could you advocate… through poetry? :P
One of my favorite things about campaign season is when bands and singers ask republicans to stop using their songs.
It’s always republicans.