April 2013
mrsrandallboggs:
“We should want them to convert, and quite frankly, I want people who are not Orthodox to want me to convert to their religion. Why? It shows that they 1) really believe in it and 2) want to share it. If you don’t want me to convert to your religion, I have to conclude that either 1) you don’t really believe in it or 2) you don’t want to share it. Or maybe both!”
from an...
“People are surprised. Of course, some people are surprised I can even read.”
–
Former President George W. Bush, on his painting hobby.
You might say his talents have been vastly misunderestimated. (via ccindecision)
Saint Therese, who promised after thy death a...
bigstupidbaby:
girls who greet each other by screeching as loud as they can are probably some of my least favourite people
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a-spider:
Running sounds fun until you start running
a hilarious joke
best-of-funny:
spookweedeveryday:
tanku:
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM...
yourbones:
somegirlnamedkaitlyn:
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
deanandsammyandcastiel:
In Australia, we don’t say “I love you” we say “kangaroo steve irwin crocodile didgeridoo” which roughly translates to “you can have one of my tim-tams” and I think that’s so beautiful.
adisputetoremember:
poptarter:
talaem:
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
“just chill out” wow whered my anxiety go?
“smile, be happy” depressions finally gone, why did i not think of that?
soupkittens:
old macdonald had a farm
E I E I
[HEAVY METAL SCREAM] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
planeswalkingonsunshine:
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
jeshfronceschi:
if i was in a band i’d be the one that gets ignored by fans
questioningofthor:
THEY CAN BE AMUSING.
“Old, white, powerful men know what rape is, much better, it seems, than rape...”
– Laurie Penny, “It’s nice to think that only evil men are rapists - that it’s only pantomime villains with knives in alleyways. But reality is different.”
(via eibmorb)
Saint Therese, who foretold: "I will spend my...
ninichan1213:
cloak-wand-and-stone:
arandomfangirl:
uneducatedfuck:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like
“How did a milkshake manage to develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?”
I lost it.
ladymalchav:
jimmynovaks:
you know
for an ancient and terrifying and possibly multi-faced multi-winged paranormal creature of eldritch proportions
castiel sure is a cutie
“Jesus didn’t say ‘Love the sinner, but hate his/her sin’. He said the opposite:...”
– @TonyCampolo (via gonnagetmysoulfree)
valerieparker:
wolfwithpanthereyes:
In France, they don’t say ‘I Love You’. They say instead “cet homme a volé un peu de pain et je vais le chasser pour le reste de sa vie avant de sortir avec lui, je veux dire le mettre en prison”
wartortles:
if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless
winter weather: sit on the internet all day
summer weather: sit on the internet all day with the window open
if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too
